Here are 5 Star Wars items that you absolutely need to both a)feed your crack-like addiction of all things Empire and also b)serve a useful purpose in day-to-day life. In order of usage throughout the day:
5. The Darth Vader Alarm Clock. Too tired to get outta bed, lazy-ass? Well perhaps he can find more ways to motivate you. The crick in your neck isn’t from sleeping the wrong way, it’s because you dared to hit snooze.
If Bigelf was a sex act, lead singer and keyboardist Damon Fox says they would be 69, “you’re giving and receiving, it’s a good flow of pleasure.” On Friday the band was metaphorically in the alley bent over, giving it away like a boozed up skank. Fox jokes that the psychedlic rock group’s “gigantic surge of sexy wattage” was responsible for blowing the power – literally. As the band was mid-song, toward the end of their set, the power at the famously friendly Rusty Spur went out. It’s not the first time Bigelf has sucked a venue dry – Fox says they’ve blown the power out at the Viper Room, a venue in Sweden and about a dozen other times. It’s no surprise when you consider the amps needed to power a Vintage Hammond C3, a vintage melatron, a mini-moog, a Groupamster Echoplex and several other analog oddities.
Anyone close enough to feel the sound waves thrown from Bigelf’s stage can’t help but notice a delicately placed Yoda figure perched on top of the keys. The Yoda, “harnesses the evil forces,” says Fox who makes sure to keep the sci-fi zen master close at hand. Tonight, the band was almost without the Force. “We were leaving tonight to park the van and I didn’t have him… so I went back to open the trailer and get him out because I realized that tonight was going to be one of those specifically chaotic, heinous nights and I needed Yoda. Do or do not, there is no try.”
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