There’s 2 little gems in a big coal mine full of sh*t this week, movie-wise. 1. Here’s a great little game site/comedy troupe called The Game Station, who wonders: what would a Godfather sequel be like if Super Mario played the seminal Marlon Brando role, complete with drooping lower lip and nasally wheeze? Along with Nintendo mainstays Mega Man/Solid Snake/Halo Master Chief Guy among the heads of the families, trying to construct a truce? Here ya go:
Mario has apparently put aside his differences and vendettas to focus on a common enemy: the threat of Angry Birds and other unworthy iPhone games. As the patriarchs of a once-proud lineage, these classic game characters now face the threat of an unremarkable-yet-deadly enemy.
2. If you didn’t see it, Harrison Ford/ Han Solo rejected a particularly whiny Wookie on The Jimmy Kimmel Show. Read on for the clip:
