It’s a risky business, coming up with alternate endings to movie classics. Even if you’re just being funny, people can and do take it personally when you f*ck with their stuff (take George Lucas, for example). A little animation group called HISHE (How It Should Have Ended) has popped up, providing some nifty alternatives for The Dark Knight, Iron Man, and even The Empire Strikes Back. Read the full story
With filming already having commenced for The Dark Knight Rises, with the Nolans masterfully pulling their strings behind the scenes, and with Gary Oldman calling the script ‘fantastic’, we are sure the final installment will be amazing. Nonetheless, here’s some dorky requests from a fanboy that believes certain things could make said installment perfect.
5. Bad-Ass MF. I don’t think I’m the only one who’s sick of seeing congenial, venerable, bow-tie wearing Morgan Freeman. Lucius Fox has skills that would shame McGyver and yet keeps taking orders from people, even though he’s smarter than them. He should become Luscious Fox, have some girls by his side, and use those skills of his to start kicking some ass. Get angry, Mr. Freeman. The closest to a bad guy we’ve had is you in that movie with all the flooding and Christian Slater.
