Who doesn’t think “porn industry” when someone mentions the San Fernando Valley? I mean, maybe other images ping pong back and forth, like lots of pine trees, gangbangers, or just a portrait of general suburban drudgery…but after an orgasmic experience of the edible kind, I will now think “perfect pizza and porn” when I hear it. Because not only is the Valley home to that lucrative backyard business, but residents also have access to an entire 20 inches…of delicious pizza crust, that is! And at Red Balls Rock N’ Roll Pizza, the coolest New York-style pizza joint on the west coast, you get yourself helpful servings of amazing Italian food, wide screen Hi-Def vintage concerts by The Stones, The Stooges, and Black Sabbath, and even live punk rock. All for a fraction of those NY prices.
