Film “Contagion” Kills it at the Box Office: Film Review

September 20, 2011 - 9:20 am

As a kid, I’d walk home from school with my little brother and imagine what I’d do if giant waves (as tall as mountains) suddenly appeared. It was intriguing just to wonder what my reaction would be.

Academy Award-winning director Steven Soderbergh’s thriller “Contagion” plays on this idea by suggesting how the present day world might react were we ever confronted with a disease as horrific as the Bubonic Plague.

The film opens with Gwyenth Paltrow’s character, a Minnesota woman (an excellent choice to ram the idea close to home for audiences) traveling overseas for business and, upon returning, becomes violently ill from a mysterious disease. Suddenly, worldwide, various people start coming down with the same symptoms and dying. There seems to be no cure, and this thing starts spreading into the tens of millions faster than you can say, “We’re f*cked.”

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Film Play Angry Birds — with ‘Real’ Birds; What Indiana Jones Originally Looked Like; And Clive Barker’s Aborted Hellraiser Designs

September 9, 2011 - 10:30 am

China has made Angry Birds into a real-life attraction. Meaning goodbye petty video game, hello huge Communist theme park with 15 foot tall catapult and other set pieces the government spared no expense in building — so now you can catapult those little f*ckers just as far as you’d like, if you happen to be in China.

Though if anybody noticed, there’s a crucial element missing from the game. Those set pieces really are cheap– and the giant blocks are apparently welded into the stage so that you can’t really knock anything down.


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Film What Lies Beneath: “Circumstance” Film Review

September 9, 2011 - 9:13 am

Islamic fundamentalism, embodied by current Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s claims that “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your [the U.S.] country,” takes a beating in writer/director Maryam Keshavarz’s new film, “Circumstance.” “Circumstance” tells the story of two young women escaping the Puritanism of their Iranian society by indulging in the underground youth culture of sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll. Although the women’s blossoming romantic relationship claims the forefront of the story, the film is not about homosexuality, but a raw probing of the repression of sexuality and cultural freedom as a whole in contemporary Iran.

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Film Lock Up Your Daughters! The Media is Coming: Film Review of “Miss Representation”

September 8, 2011 - 7:46 am

We go to movies to be entertained, and as icing on the cake, maybe gain some insight into our crazy, confusing day-to-day lives. A documentary has to really stretch itself to catch our eye. Fortunately, one such documentary, “Miss Representation,” caught the eye of DJ Tina T, and motivated her to hold a private screening at Red Bull’s headquarters in Santa Monica this past Wednesday, August 30. “Representation” cleverly grabs hold of our attention, and redirects it toward the toxic media culture in which we’ve raised our daughters, and how much a role we play in creating that world.

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Film The Devil’s Double

August 30, 2011 - 10:05 am

Scarface lives again… this time in Iraq. Recently released film, “The Devil’s Double,” tells the true story of Latif Yahia, an Iraqi civilian who worked as a body double (a “fiday”) for Saddam Hussein’s psychopathic eldest son, Uday Saddam, from 1987 until late 1991. The film serves up an incredible story, but sacrifices too many realistic elements demanded by widespread theater distribution.

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Film 3 Directors That Let Me Down, Part 1*

August 26, 2011 - 7:50 am

3. Darren Aronofsky– The Wolverine: Darren, I love you. That said, go f*ck yourself. As you’ve made clear, you’re too GOOD for the Wolverine franchise and have no wish to dirty your hands with a comic book movie and turn it into something Nolan-worthy. Want to spend more time with the family? What kind of director are you? (And is that why you’ve just had four films in pre-production, you lying bastard?) What went wrong? Is it the script? It’s a piece of sh*t, isn’t it?

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Film Film Fridays: Satan’s Coolest Scenes (And Lamest)

August 20, 2011 - 5:03 am

5.Gabriel Byrne – End of Days
In the only good scene in the film, Satan (Gabriel Byrne) goes to pee, gets possessed by the devil, and returns to dinner – then grabs some girl’s boob, sticks his tongue down her throat, and makes the restaurant blow up behind him. Obviously he wasn’t impressed. Don’t think, it has boobs and explosions…  and you’re only 5 minutes in. Movie’s over.

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Film Another Earth, Another You

August 15, 2011 - 11:23 am

Another Earth

Set in the near future, indie film “Another Earth” posits the discovery of another planet, a replica of Earth with ALMOST identical lives. What if there was another You that didn’t make the same choices? What if you could have been happier? The kicker of the film is when people from Earth one are given the opportunity to visit Earth two. What if those opportunities you passed on were still available to you?

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Film An Animal Existence: “COLD FISH”

August 10, 2011 - 10:32 am

Cold Fish

Remember the dreams you had as a kid which evoked disturbing emotions for which you had no names? The latest film, Cold Fish, by epic Japanese filmmaker, Sion Sono, recalls them all. Sono’s unique style of gore brings to mind the work of artists Paul Thek and Maskull Lasserre in the ways it makes the audience uncomfortable but introspective.

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Film A Remake of ‘The Godfather’ w/ Nintendo Characters; Han Solo Gets Angry at Chewbacca, and A New Avengers Trailer

July 29, 2011 - 10:55 pm

There’s 2 little gems in a big coal mine full of sh*t this week, movie-wise. 1. Here’s a great little game site/comedy troupe called The Game Station, who wonders: what would a Godfather sequel be like if Super Mario played the seminal Marlon Brando role, complete with drooping lower lip and nasally wheeze? Along with Nintendo mainstays Mega Man/Solid Snake/Halo Master Chief Guy among the heads of the families, trying to construct a truce? Here ya go:

Mario has apparently put aside his differences and vendettas to focus on a common enemy: the threat of Angry Birds and other unworthy iPhone games. As the patriarchs of a once-proud lineage, these classic game characters now face the threat of an unremarkable-yet-deadly enemy.

2. If you didn’t see it, Harrison Ford/ Han Solo rejected a particularly whiny Wookie on The Jimmy Kimmel Show. Read on for the clip:

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