It might be that that he named his kid Kal-El (after Superman’s real name?), and says it so casually in interviews, like his name is Mikey. Or maybe the fact that he has so much goddamn money, he bought a buncha houses and a castle, and then went bankrupt. The rumor is that if you interview the guy, and he catches you looking at his hairline, he will end the interview. It might be that.
On that same subject, a bizarre trend of recent hairstyles has recently caught many moviegoers off-guard. While many of us realize we’ll never get the pompadour of Peggy Sue or the Elvis-loving locks of Wild at Heart, it’s Cage’s recently off-kilter mugs that make his films harder to concentrate on.
3. Bangkok Dangerous (see above) — Sporting a cut similar to John Travolta’s in Pulp Fiction, this is a cut that might look cool but even someone as cool as Travolta was walking that fine line. It sort of proves that this late in life, having the long hair is more of a distraction from that face. We love ya without it, Nic. But that’s okay, cause all I had to do was see those locks on the movie poster to know enough to ignore it.
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