Comic Books Me Wantee! 10 Objects of Desire from Comic Con

July 24, 2009 - 9:23 am

Toys at Comic Con

Many attend the San Diego Comic Con with an empty piece of luggage in tow.  These are the seasoned Comic-Coneers who have learned from their long years of attendance that they’ll be leaving with more than they came with.  There’s nothing like that thrill in finding that one rare item to take back home.  Okay, maybe it’s like how Indiana Jones might feel when he acquires an ancient idol.  So, in a way, all Comic Con shoppers are like Indy — searching for that prized item that they don’t need, but must have.

Preview night at Comic Con takes place Wednesday, when booths are still setting up, and certain exclusive items are first made available for purchase.  There are two schools of thought on getting the best deal.  One is to buy it early, to be sure you actually get what you want.  The second is to scout out the item you want and wait until Sunday to get a deal.  Sunday is when Comic Con ends and dealers are more likely to drop the price so they don’t have to lug it back.  Choosing a wise shopping strategy is the secret to getting your hands on one of these…

T-Shirts at Comic Con

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Event Twilight’s First Girls in Line

July 24, 2009 - 9:23 am

Twilight First Girls in Line

As of 9:45 PM there were only a few of them in line, but they’d already been waiting since 1:30 pm.  They were queing up and camping out for Comic Con’s biggest event… the Twilight: New Moon panel that would feature bloodthirsty thespian Rob Pattinson.

Oddly, fandom for sexy teen vampire movies attracts girls who enjoy being out all night… in the dark.  By morning, the line circled the entire San Diego Convention Center, but only those die-hards willing to spend long hours will get in…  and those first in line will get the best seats right up front.

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Event Why San Diego Comic Con Matters…to Me

July 22, 2009 - 12:14 pm

Comic Con's Past

It’s been called everything from Nerdi Gras to Geekapalooza to the Nerd Prom.  The San Diego Comic Con is “the” event to attend for uber-fans seeking out tastes of the next big things in TV, movies, comics, collectibles and all things geek culture.  It’s where fans connect with other fans and meet the creators behind their favorite fictional stories and characters. Simply, Comic Con is the place to get an early look at… everything cool.

The result for those fans lucky enough to attend… multiple nerdgasms.

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Film The Best and Worst Movie Deaths of All Time

July 20, 2009 - 3:15 pm

Dumbledore Dies

Death is the true final frontier… in reality, there is no way to avoid it.  We’re all building up to our inevitable death scene at some point in the future.  But in the world of movies, characters can not only skirt death and return after the funeral, they can have one of the coolest and most memorable deaths ever imagined. There is no better scene than a death scene and actors often will take on a role knowing that their character will die on screen.  Sometimes a death scene is Oscar bait and sometimes it’s to get out of doing a sequel.  Harrison Ford famously wanted Han Solo to die in the “final” film in the Star Wars series, but George Lucas refused.  Too bad.  A badass like Han Solo going down would have been memorable indeed.

The Best Five…
Here’s a round up of five of the most gut-wrenching, tear-jerking, awesometacular best movie death scenes…

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Film Bruno: A RoMANtic Comedy

July 9, 2009 - 5:01 pm

Bruno

Bruno is the host/queen of the hottest fashion show in Austria and life is good.  But his world comes crashing down when he is banned from the fashion world after ruining a high-profile show with a dangerously sticky Velcro suit.  All is lost until Bruno realizes that in order to find happiness he must come to America to become… famous.  Bruno’s travels provide endless fodder for homolarious situations often involving anal sex, anal bleaching, anal lube or dildos or bicycles with dildo attachments or even a TV remote used as a dildo.  Homolarity ensues.

Bruno is Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow up to his enormously successful feature Borat and plot-wise, it’s pretty much the same – the universal tale of a likable outcast traversing an unfamiliar world.  As one would expect, Cohen’s brand of hijack comedy is also the same, except while Borat had a few Gay moments, Bruno is a lot more Gay.  It’s actually much, much, much, much more Gay.  In fact, it’s totally Gay!  And it’s not just Gay, the situations in Bruno get downright pornographic (a previous cut was rated NC-17) with small black boxes sometimes covering up the flesh-piston-goings-on during several male-on-male action scenes and during a particularly graphic swinger party.  Cohen is a master at coaxing a reaction out of everyone he encounters, and while this time around things seems a bit more staged, it actually gets more dangerous especially when Bruno briefly visits the middle east in order to negotiate a peace treaty.  Of course, this is where he also confuses hummus with Hamas.

Borat shoved a mirror in America’s face and showed us how stupid we can be.  Bruno greases up that same mirror, shoves it up America’s ass and shows us the extent to which homophobia continues to penetrate deep inside the U.S.  What’s most shocking is that no matter where Bruno travels, from Los Angeles to Alabama, his Gaydar sees things that he previously thought to be manly and reveals them as, well, kinda… Gay.  (ACHTUNG! Poschible schpoilers!)

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Film These 5 Movies are Totally Gay

July 9, 2009 - 2:55 pm

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The nation is currently divided over the issue of Gay marriage.  As the battle over the rights of Gays who wish to forever proclaim their love and tie the knot rages on from state to state, those on each side of the argument find little to agree upon.  In fact, the opposing sides really hate each other and plan to never, ever, ever, ever agree on anything!  Go away!  I hate you!  (Hmm… you know, in a way, the arguers on each side are acting like a couple of drama queens.)

As someone who has attended a Gay wedding in the past, I cannot emphasize how much fun they are.  From the drinking to the dancing to the twist on traditions, let’s legalize Gay marriage nationally if only to watch the one show that would be more entertaining than Bridezillas… Groomzillas!  (So, now that you know where I stand, let’s both respect our respective opinions, so to speak.)

In any case, there is one thing I know that everyone, including those opposed to Gay marriage can all agree upon – that Gay-themed movies are the most entertaining in all of cinema.  They may not all seem Gay on the surface, like C-3PO from Star Wars, but these movies are as Gay as the image of Elton John in a pink tank top and tight jeans taking a drink from a garden hose while surrounded by a legion of male dancers eating dripping cherry popsicles.  (If that image offended some of you, I’m sorry.  That image would be hilarious even if it only existed in your mind.)

So, no matter where you stand, here are a few fabulous Gay movies and some movies in need of outing to tide you over until the next Prop 8 protest.

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Film Filmmakers New Breed: Jennifer Lynch

July 6, 2009 - 10:31 am

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Prepare to meet a new breed of filmmakers – artists who defy hype and cliché.  These bold new voices are unleashing their movies to audiences who hunger for something beyond the fast-food films they’ve been served at the multiplex. These filmmakers not only make their own rules, they break them as well.

Jennifer Lynch would make great conversation if she just described what it’s like to watch her father cook.  That’s because her dad is legendary filmmaker David Lynch.  She speaks as fondly about her father as she does about her passion for film. Jennifer has a film career of her own having directed her first feature at the age of 22.  Boxing Helena came out in 1993 clouded by a storm of controversy.  The film not only caused a stir because of the disturbing story about a man who keeps a limbless woman in a box, but a lawsuit that dragged on for years and almost derailed her career.

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Event CineVegas Film Festival Wrap…2009!

June 29, 2009 - 9:19 am

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We came.
We saw.
We drank.
We saw some movies.
We got drunk.
We went to some parties and red carpet events.
We got even more drunk.

And some of us got so drunk we thought it might be funny after seeing The Hangover if we made out with  someone named Bob.  That was me.  It’s not a surprise to say that movies have had an influence on my life… for good and for bad.  But I never expected to get so hammered that going to Graceland Chapel for a  ceremony would seem like a good idea.  I was there for a film festival and only saw The Hangover a week earlier which is a movie set in Vegas, yet not screening at CineVegas, but somehow I ended up at that chapel.

There’s a lot more to the  tale, but CineVegas was a whirlwind of amazing A-list stars, epic parties and memorable movies.  In fact, I was happy to learn that my festival favorites went on to win awards. Easier with Practice took the Grand Jury Prize with Godspeed getting a Special Jury Award and All In: The Poker Movie was awarded the Documentary Jury Prize.  What makes CineVegas special is not just the hospitality, parties and movies – it’s the city itself.  Anything can happen.  But not everything stays there as anyone who has had photos of their drunken escapades posted on the internet can attest.  Um, like me.

I am happy to note that after the dust cleared and I woke up with my “wife” Bob next to me, one detail was overlooked.  Our marriage license was never notarized or certified or even made legal.  In short, we had a great time , but somehow in my drunken stupor, I avoided the one detail that would have led to real trouble.  So while my alcohol-induced glaze drove me to do something stupid… it also saved me from making that stupid thing real.  Which means the next round is on me, I’m a single man again!

I’ll always remember… um…. most of CineVegas 2009.  2009!  And what I don’t remember, there’s photos to prove I that I did indeed have a time to remember.

Words by Chris Gore

Film & Teller, & Teller 2

June 29, 2009 - 9:16 am

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The silent half of the post-alt-magic act of Penn and Teller narrates his very personal tale of survival in a post-apocalyptic Las Vegas.  When we first meet Teller in & Teller, he is clearly distraught attempting to survive in a world taken over by… zombies!   As boredom sets in, Teller tells the tale of how he got himself into this mundane post-apocalyptic life… how the first zombie he remembered seeing didn’t look much different than most Vegas tourists.  He even tells us how his partner Penn Jillette eventually succumbed to his own zombie fate from the bite of a zombie fan.  The sequel & Teller 2 finds a lonely Teller just wishing for some companionship of some kind.  His wish is fulfilled in the form of a zombie Vegas showgirl.  Teller passes the time being chased by the slow-moving zombie dancer.  After awhile, he even develops something of an act with his undead beauty.  Is this love?  Both films are short, sweet, pee-your-pants funny and leave one begging for more.  And even stranger than observing a celebrity deal with a world overrun by zombies is… hearing Teller’s voice for the very first time.  Scary!

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Film Thor at the Bus Stop

June 29, 2009 - 9:15 am

Thor at the Bustop

While Marvel’s Thor film based on their popular superhero comic book series is years away, the Norse God provides comic relief as part of an odd ensemble cast in Thor at the Bus Stop.  The God of Thunder is oddly annoyed that his power to wield his might hammer is scoffed at by a persnickety little child who can perform feats such as spell the word “square.”  I mean, Thor doesn’t just toss a basketball at a basket – his mighty hammer comes crashing into the backboard. This is just one of the stories in a film that attempts to explain the details behind those random people we see passing by us every day.  You know, the ones you meet and wonder to yourself, “Hey, what’s that guy’s story?”  We’ve all seen these people, a guy dressed like Thor, the dude with the Mohawk, the man named Lester who was struck by lightning and now has a road sign penetrating his torso yet he still is walking and talking as if the fatal injury does not affect him.  Okay, Lester’s story is a bit ridiculous, but each character has a story to tell and somewhere along the way, they’ll get what’s coming to them.  The most memorable exchange occurs between Lester and a woman who was so upset with her boyfriend that after he told him to stand up for himself and be more of an asshole, he left her.  Shortly after that exchange, she figured it all out.  (Be careful what you wish for… you know the rest.)

Like a series of shorts woven together into a random order with some, but not all of them connecting, the results are mixed.  Thor is worth some giggles and Lester learns his lesson – but for a mixed bag of good and bad, more than a few smiles are cracked.

Words by Chris Gore