China has made Angry Birds into a real-life attraction. Meaning goodbye petty video game, hello huge Communist theme park with 15 foot tall catapult and other set pieces the government spared no expense in building — so now you can catapult those little f*ckers just as far as you’d like, if you happen to be in China.

Though if anybody noticed, there’s a crucial element missing from the game. Those set pieces really are cheap– and the giant blocks are apparently welded into the stage so that you can’t really knock anything down.

Apparently the park hasn’t officially said this has anything to do with Angry Birds — it just happens to feature an uncanny resemblance to the video game. The Finnish company that made it, Rovio Mobile, should really take advantage of this opportunity and sue the Mao suits off them, especially since last time we heard Finland’s biggest export was death metal (really).

Next up: Indiana Jones didn’t originally look so much like Harrison Ford. In fact, he really looked nothing like Harrison Ford, so much as a cross between a spawn of Cary Grant and some romance novel cover model. He’s too clean-cut looking to be much of a drunk. The cigarette hanging out of his mouth is a nice touch though.

Finally, a look at the unused Pinhead design for what was supposed to be the Hellraiser reboot, courtesy of shock-til-ya-Drop.com. While Doug Bradley looked cool in that original get-up, something about the actual pins screamed prosthetic make-up. The new design is still far from perfect, especially with that pin-neck. I dunno, it’s kind of cool…though I kinda want to go bowling for some reason. And what if somebody surprises him from behind? I know he’s the all-powerful pinhead and everything, but how long would it take him to turn around? Haha. Thanks, I’ll be here again next week (maybe).