There’s 2 little gems in a big coal mine full of sh*t this week, movie-wise. 1. Here’s a great little game site/comedy troupe called The Game Station, who wonders: what would a Godfather sequel be like if Super Mario played the seminal Marlon Brando role, complete with drooping lower lip and nasally wheeze? Along with Nintendo mainstays Mega Man/Solid Snake/Halo Master Chief Guy among the heads of the families, trying to construct a truce? Here ya go:

Mario has apparently put aside his differences and vendettas to focus on a common enemy: the threat of Angry Birds and other unworthy iPhone games. As the patriarchs of a once-proud lineage, these classic game characters now face the threat of an unremarkable-yet-deadly enemy.

2. If you didn’t see it, Harrison Ford/ Han Solo rejected a particularly whiny Wookie on The Jimmy Kimmel Show. Read on for the clip:

Great to see Harrison Ford “GET OFF MY PLANE”/Witness-angry again. Dunno if it was the juice but he seemed like he’d been phoning in a lot of performances lately. Finally, here’s a peak at The Avengers trailer. See if you can catch the none-too-subtle advertisements for Acura and Black Sabbath, of all things (one’s harder to catch than the other).

UPDATE: YouTube ain’t letting us show it here, so you’ll hopefully settle for a link. See you next week.