Looks more like Arnold than Arnold himself
So an aging and orange arnold is set to return as everyone’s favorite android. Everyone knows that there’s always gonna be only one Terminator, and that’s Arnold, but unless they come up with some seriously magical sh*t quick to get us out of the ass-deep uncanny valley, he’s gonna be the first cyborg with a colostomy bag and Med-Alert watch. Maybe we’ll get to see Linda Hamilton rub Ben-Gay on his bullet wounds. The best thing is that the original cast (Michael Biehn/Linda Hamilton/Eddie Furlong) will return as well. Having typed that it’s getting easier to realize why James Cameron washed his hands of this franchise so long ago.
Speaking of franchises, sometimes ‘ol Tinseltown can actually surprise you with something relatively quality. Fast Five is something like the 5th installment in the Fast and the Furious series, but Better Luck Tomorrow director Justin Lin helming the project makes it infinitely more enjoyable, if only because the plot is still ludicrous but the characters more engaging. Incidentally, if not for the hot chicks, this would be an extremely gay heist movie. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
On a surprisingly happy note, Joss Whedon’s Avengers film is already underway, with Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans, and Scarlet Johansson returning. Mark Ruffalo will be taking over the role of The Incredible Hulk from Edward Norton, the only major actor to try playing a superhero and end up hating it. While Ruffalo looks more like the giant monster-type, it was much more to pretend it was the altar boy from Primal Fear who ended up turning into a big green monster and smashing everything in sight. Check out the official Comic Con video below.
