Ask anyone and they will tell you that I love things that look like things but are actually other things. Like Chocolate Weapons. I’m not a huge fan of actual guns, bullets or grenades. And I hope to never see any of these things up close ever in my lifetime. But the idea of chocolate anything peeks my interest, add the intriguing shapes of destruction and well, I think they just might have something here.

Chocolate Weapons come in a hand full of varieties, from life size Chocolate hand guns…

…to chocolate bullets…

…to my personal favorite, chocolate grenades!

The boys (come on…you already knew they were boys) from Chocolate Weapons have a history of being in the chocolate business basically their entire lives. You know these clever weapons taste delicious!

Let’s not underestimate the power of packaging. If you threw some chocolate shaped bullets into a bag, I might pass right on the spot. But putting them lovingly into custom ammo cases is just darling. I am about as girlie as it gets but even I want these.

I hate to even utter the phrase, but Valentine’s Day is coming up and you ladies out there know that its near impossible to ever get your fella anything that he wants. This year, tell him he’s the bomb, that you’d die for him, that he’s shot you through the heart. Hey, even cupid needs a little more fire power!

The next time I’m dying for some chocolate, I think I’ll bite the bullet, and give the Chocolate Weapons guys a call!

Words by Barbie Brady