Photos were publicity shots provided by Asprey / Newscom.

To S: the All Caps Thing looks like a CSS mishap to me.

1. Why is this written With All These Excessive Goddamn Capitals? It’s Distracting, Ugly, And Makes You Look Dumb, Particularly When You Write A Whole Post Like This Rather Than Just A Phrase Or Even A Sentence. I’ve read your blog at galadarling.com – found it years ago in high school – and while there is much one could say about your style there, at least your writing does seem to echo the breathless bounciness of your online persona. This Shit, Meanwhile… I Dunno, Man.

2. You need to provide source for your pictures. This is partially a stylistic question but more importantly a gesture of respect and courtesy. I seem to recall an article on the importance of manners/charm at iCiNG? I realize that it may be hard to track down a photographer for something like commercial shooting, but you need to at least give the reader a link to where you first found the pictures, so that the reader can investigate further if interested.

I realize that these two complaints could be better directed at your editor than you yourself; it’s certainly possible that some idiot would take the time to add all those darn capitals to your text under the misapprehension that it “totally looks cool” or some bullshit like that. So if you are not responsible, I’d appreciate it if you passed my words on to someone who is.

Thank you for your time.

S