Film Bruno: A RoMANtic Comedy

July 9, 2009 - 5:01 pm

Bruno

Bruno is the host/queen of the hottest fashion show in Austria and life is good.  But his world comes crashing down when he is banned from the fashion world after ruining a high-profile show with a dangerously sticky Velcro suit.  All is lost until Bruno realizes that in order to find happiness he must come to America to become… famous.  Bruno’s travels provide endless fodder for homolarious situations often involving anal sex, anal bleaching, anal lube or dildos or bicycles with dildo attachments or even a TV remote used as a dildo.  Homolarity ensues.

Bruno is Sacha Baron Cohen’s follow up to his enormously successful feature Borat and plot-wise, it’s pretty much the same – the universal tale of a likable outcast traversing an unfamiliar world.  As one would expect, Cohen’s brand of hijack comedy is also the same, except while Borat had a few Gay moments, Bruno is a lot more Gay.  It’s actually much, much, much, much more Gay.  In fact, it’s totally Gay!  And it’s not just Gay, the situations in Bruno get downright pornographic (a previous cut was rated NC-17) with small black boxes sometimes covering up the flesh-piston-goings-on during several male-on-male action scenes and during a particularly graphic swinger party.  Cohen is a master at coaxing a reaction out of everyone he encounters, and while this time around things seems a bit more staged, it actually gets more dangerous especially when Bruno briefly visits the middle east in order to negotiate a peace treaty.  Of course, this is where he also confuses hummus with Hamas.

Borat shoved a mirror in America’s face and showed us how stupid we can be.  Bruno greases up that same mirror, shoves it up America’s ass and shows us the extent to which homophobia continues to penetrate deep inside the U.S.  What’s most shocking is that no matter where Bruno travels, from Los Angeles to Alabama, his Gaydar sees things that he previously thought to be manly and reveals them as, well, kinda… Gay.  (ACHTUNG! Poschible schpoilers!)

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Event Hootenanny 2009

July 9, 2009 - 3:21 pm

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Anybody steeped in a certain subculture has to endure time when they are not among others of their own species.  “Civilians”, I call them.  Be it punk, goth, rockabilly, psychobilly, emo, or electro-whatever.  This time spent in the midst of civilians can be exhilarating.  The dissonance your individuality causes can be something that defines your boundaries with the rest of the world.  Saying what you aren’t can define what you are.  But, time spent among your kind is a whole other kind of experience entirely.

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Film These 5 Movies are Totally Gay

July 9, 2009 - 2:55 pm

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The nation is currently divided over the issue of Gay marriage.  As the battle over the rights of Gays who wish to forever proclaim their love and tie the knot rages on from state to state, those on each side of the argument find little to agree upon.  In fact, the opposing sides really hate each other and plan to never, ever, ever, ever agree on anything!  Go away!  I hate you!  (Hmm… you know, in a way, the arguers on each side are acting like a couple of drama queens.)

As someone who has attended a Gay wedding in the past, I cannot emphasize how much fun they are.  From the drinking to the dancing to the twist on traditions, let’s legalize Gay marriage nationally if only to watch the one show that would be more entertaining than Bridezillas… Groomzillas!  (So, now that you know where I stand, let’s both respect our respective opinions, so to speak.)

In any case, there is one thing I know that everyone, including those opposed to Gay marriage can all agree upon – that Gay-themed movies are the most entertaining in all of cinema.  They may not all seem Gay on the surface, like C-3PO from Star Wars, but these movies are as Gay as the image of Elton John in a pink tank top and tight jeans taking a drink from a garden hose while surrounded by a legion of male dancers eating dripping cherry popsicles.  (If that image offended some of you, I’m sorry.  That image would be hilarious even if it only existed in your mind.)

So, no matter where you stand, here are a few fabulous Gay movies and some movies in need of outing to tide you over until the next Prop 8 protest.

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Fashion Featured Psycho is the New Black

July 9, 2009 - 2:50 pm

If your psycho girlfriend started a clothing line, what would it look like?

Wait, on second thought, don’t bother asking her—since there’s no way it could be nearly as cool as Vanessa Bonet and Kasey McMahon’s line, you’d probably just end up with a keyed car if you did. Bonet and McMahon have taken fashion to new heights (or new levels of mental instability, depending on how you look at it) with their LA-based “wearable art” design collaboration Psycho Girlfriend, which they founded in 2004.

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Event California Summer, California Rolls

July 8, 2009 - 2:25 pm

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Robots and anime go hand in hand like wasabi and ginger. So when I saw that the Japanese American Cultural and Community Center was putting on something called “A Robot Trifecta,” I knew I had to be there. It was the JACCCs first attempt at a free outdoor summer event, with the idea being to “bring the community together, get them out to do something different,” according to the sushi chef who hand crafted a delectable spicy tuna roll just for me. The screening took place in an outdoor courtyard in LA’s Little Tokyo. Surrounded by restaurant patios, steaming noodle bowls and boba tea, we sipped Japanese beer and took a seat on the steps to be entertained by three classic robot-based anime series—Astro Boy, Voltron and Gigantor. A DJ spinning ambient electronic tunes set the mood as the sun set and people settled in to their places with chairs, blankets and pillows brought from home.

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Bars/Clubs WAZEE – Supper Club

July 8, 2009 - 2:05 pm

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Thomas Jefferson was the principal author of the Declaration of Independence, the purchaser of The Louisiana Purchase, founder of the University of Virginia, but most importantly credited with the invention of the dumb waiter.  No, not that crazy as song by the Psychedelic Furs, but a platform to lift food from floor to floor. Why in the hell am I informing you of such nonsense? Because I’m a lil’ boozed for a 9 yr old and the Wazee Supper Club let me play with theirs.

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Event There Can Beat Only One

July 7, 2009 - 5:17 pm


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On this energized summer night 12 men enter and only 1 man would emerge as Red Bull Big Tune Denver’s producer finalist, as the nation’s premier music producer battle made its second stop along its third national tour.  Over 700 crazed onlookers  packed Beta nightclub to listen and shake a stanky leg as Denver native “Boon Doc” beat up the competition to claim his seed for the National Red Bull Big Tune Championship in Atlanta in October.

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Veteran producer Vitamin D and Jake One got the spinning started as Exile and Black Milk, entertained the crowd between battles. Jonathan Moore, one of the co-founders w/Vitamin D, emceed and helped contain the heard of cats. As the couple of intense hours of competition progressed, I quickly learned to appreciate how sick a beat competition between some of the best producer talent can truly sound.

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The next stop on the Red Bull Big Tune tour is Chicago, where twelve more eager participants will take the stage on July 13th to crown the “Windy City” beatsmith, who just might have the next big tune. Other regional battles will be hosted in Houston, Seattle, Long Beach, Detroit and Minneapolis. The top two producers from each city will square-off in October 2009 at the Red Bull Big Tune National Championship in New York City. The winner of the National Championship wins the opportunity to collaborate with a recording artist of his/her choice in the prestigious Red Bull Recording Studios in Santa Monica, CA. Last year’s Red Bull Big Tune National Champion had the opportunity record with hip-hop star, Nas.

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Event Where the Producer at?

July 7, 2009 - 4:49 pm

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I arrived in Denver truthfully unaware of what exactly my assignment was. All I knew I was to shoot a  beat-producer competition  upon my arrival I was directed to Red Bull Big Tune co-founders Jonathan Moore & Vitamin D and was able to get the skinny on what was about to get down: (note: this was recorded as a video interview. But after further review, I suck at shooting video and will spare you the motion sickness.)

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Music ChinaShop Tea Set Vol. #2

July 6, 2009 - 6:10 pm

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A look back at 10 great songs we posted for download in June!

Boy In Static – Young San Francisco -  Rickety 1069′s toy pianos dance alongside glossy, 1980′s synthesied drum machines.

Bad Boy Bill – Falling Anthem (Herves – We are a Beautiful Disaster Remix Radio Edit) -  Falling Anthem is critically acclaimed and has already been remixed by some of the greats…including Herves.

Moby – Shot in the Back of the Head – Moby has been making music for decades.  Shot in the Back of the Head is his next classic.

Sandpeople – Hate Aside - Hate Aside deals with the theme of overcoming the adversity of a hypercompetitive indie hip-hop scene.

A.M. Architect – Next of Kin – “you can always find a part of it to relate to, a part you can put in your pocket.”

Thieves Like Us – I’d Really Like to See You Again -  Thieves Like Us newest EP, “Really Like To See You Again “, is a soundtrack of Bowie inspired synth melodies, Iggy Pop drawn rhythms, and Hip Hop laced break beats which would intertwine seamlessly with any Altman shot love scene, bank heist, or car chase.

Polly Scattergood – Please Don’t Touch (The Gold Filter Remix – Dub Remix) – Polly Scattergood writes ethereal pop songs.

Nickodemus – 2 Sips Magic 1 - Inspired by sunny days and good people, Nickodemus mixes positive dance music

The Long Lost – Amiss – The Long Lost take the subject of love away from the cliches and hackneyed wailing of the mainstream

Tortoise  – Prepare Your Coffin – Tortoise is a group that resists easy metaphors and analogies, who can be described as sounding like only themselves and no one else.

Gallery There has to be a Morning After…

July 6, 2009 - 5:47 pm


The beautiful Bob Suicide (of Suicide Girl fame) and ChinaShop staple, Chris Gore got a little over-zealous while in vegas. And while there was a vast amount of drinking, eating, and Elvis involved, amongst the bad ideas, came a brilliant set of tantilizing photos. Ah, you have to love a weekend in Vegas well spent.

Although the marriage was short lived, the photos (god bless em) will live on forever.

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