Comic Con Souvenir Book by Robjtak via Flickr
On the surface is would be easy to say: pack as though you’re preparing for the zombie apocalypse (but with more deodorant). With hoards of fans all screeching and clawing to vie for that special issue or exclusive toy, the outbreak is SURE to start In San Diego.
However, there are a few minor differences between the biggest comic convention in the US and the impending undead apocalypse.
- Comic Con booth babes by W10002 via Flickr
PACK MORE DEODORANT!
I can’t stress this seemingly inconsequential item. Whatever amount you consider sufficient for a mere mortal, double it….triple it if you’ve got “heat powers.” I’ve seen the best of men fall victim to the monster that is under-arm funk. Think of it as your “Boomstick,” a double-barrel of armpit freshness that will aid you in your quest to get up-close and personal with the hottest of booth babes.
Bring your WoW TCG.
There are three things you can count on in this world: death, taxes, and REALLY long lines at Comic Con. No matter what your place is in this seemingly never-ending queue, your wait will be arduous. So, bring some snacks and card games to pass the time. Make friends with the line residents around you. You can swap stories about how horrendous your flight was or how difficult it was to find the right belts to go with your LuLu cosplay costume. Of course, make sure you bring enough cards–and cookies–for everyone in line! (Just kidding…or, am I?)
- Dr. Manhattan from The Watchmen
Make a list, check it twice…
Sadly, unless you’re Dr. Manhattan, you’re not going to be able to see everything the convention has to offer. Look online at the massive list of booths and panels and plan your attack strategy. Weigh out what’s more important: The premier screening of Avatar or the Psych panel?
- Comic Con Crowd by Official Star Wars Blog via Flickr
If you’re new to the convention “scene” I recommend attending the Fan’s Guide to Comic-Con Thursday morning. You will be sufficiently hazed with hilarity and information, but once inducted, you will be among the elite veteran forces: The Comic Con Attendees.
- Comic Con Loot photo by Aynako via Flickr
Leave room in the suitcase for souvenirs.
Everyone’s bag will have a different size void in it, depending on your personal preference and the convention prizes that you covet. You don’t want to get to the airport and have to fight with the stewardess about checking-in your replica Darth Maul lightsaber.
Between you and me, my suitcase has a Guillermo del Toro-sized void where I’m stashing my Comic Con prize.
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Words by Bob Suicide
